That accolade has already been bestowed upon some familiar and not-so familiar faces at the other 18 Premier League clubs - feats that can not be unwritten. Here is all the information you need for Crystal Palace's home clash with Huddersfield.
Cape Town - Huddersfield Town have revealed that captain Mark Hudson will take up a coaching role at the club after retiring from playing.
Both Martin Cranie (hip) and Jon Gorenc Stankovic (knee) are long-term absentees but Jonathan Hogg and Nahki Wells (both ankle) have a chance of featuring this month before the global break.
Lössl; Smith (Williams 56'), Zanka, Lowe, Schindler; Palmer (Quaner 71'), Mooy, Billing, Ince; Kachunga; Mounie (van La Parra 85').
Crystal Palace boss Frank de Boer has admitted that his side will be aiming for mid-table security ahead of the new Premier League season.
Huddersfield are in the top flight for the first time since 1972 and open their campaign at Palace on Saturday.
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He claimed the "red-eyed devil" chased him down, jumping on the roof of his vehicle as the teen sped away. Davis was able to get into his auto and drive as the alleged creature jumped on the roof.
Christian Benteke guarantees goals in attack and handling the big Belgian is likely to be a rude awakening to life in the top-flight for Town, who are tasting Premier League action for the first time in the club's history.
Since arriving in England last summer, David Wagner has commonly been regarded as 'Jürgen Klopp's best-mate', but the American-German is quickly carving out his own legacy in West Yorkshire after guiding town to promotion through the Championship play-offs.
Chelsea loanee Ruben Loftus-Cheek improved on his debut when he was switched to central midfield after half-time with some surging runs and his through ball almost played in Zaha who was denied by the tenacious Huddersfield defence.
Whilst Palace manager Frank de Boer will now have to consider whether to stick with a three-man defence or switch to four at the back for his side's trip to Anfield next weekend.
"Over the last season he showed how his qualities suit English football and our style of play".
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